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Title: Magical Healing Dangly Bits
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Marvel (Deadpool/X-Men)
Characters: Deadpool/Wade Wilson, Logan
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 431
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: Because really, who else is Wade going to ask?

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (magical healing cock)

Magical Healing Dangly Bits )
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Title: Shelter from the Storm
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Star Trek AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy implied
Rating: PG
Word count: 315
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: The storm’s just an excuse.

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (snowed/stormed in)

Shelter from the Storm )
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Sep. 11th, 2017 06:48 pm
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It's been a while. In brief.

Nanna fell over, was in hospital but is now home again but very frail. She's bruised herself terribly and knocked her confidence. She's always said she'd die when she was 97 and is now saying she wishes it would hurry up and come, and yesterday was talking about her will :(

Mam was ill, got better, got ill again, and yesterday was sure she'd end up in hospital if she saw the doctor again. She seems a bit better today though, so fingers crossed.

James had a terrible chest infection. Thought he was better, managed all of an hour at work and was sent home again, and is still off now.

I had a horrible stomach bug, but thankfully am fine now.

James had two hospital appointments last week. The first for his hand, where his consultant suggested operating on his ligaments again to try and address the fact two fingers don't move much. Considering we were both sure all ops were over in terms of his hand, that was a shock. He also saw the back specialist who suggested getting pain killing injections as a day case. Except, mam keeps saying how she knows people who had them done and they ruined their lives, so we're up in the air about that.

Corey moved, and I spent pretty much two days helping him and his house mates clean their old house. The fruit flies. The grease. I still close my eyes and see it. His new house -- or maisonette -- is pretty good, but half the size of the old one. I've just had a long talk to him and he said they've lost money on the damage bond for the state of the garden, the carpets being a bit scruffy, dust, and the oven not being spotless.

He also said he's thinking of moving onto a Masters degree when he finishes this one.

I'm still going to the gym lots, and after buying a new swimming costume -- five sizes smaller than the old one -- I'm going swimming again.

With one thing or another we've barely been to the cinema, only seeing Logan Lucky in the last fortnight. And then today went to see It. I can't say I was looking forward to it, but it was okay.

Our car had to go in for repair, so we have a hire car atm, and it's amazing! The best bit being a boot that opens automatically, so James can actually open it himself.

I've done lots of other stuff, gone to a deer park, a party, the music festival, and many other good things, so while the above looks like a lot of medical stuff, life has still been mostly on the good side. Plus, Camp Sparkle soon, which is so much of the win.

Apologies for the lack of reading/comments. I will catch up, and badly need to delve into my in-box, which I'm going to do asap.

Hawaii Five-0 Ficlet: Gift of the Gab

Sep. 10th, 2017 12:50 pm
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Title: Gift of the Gab
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Pairing: Danny/Steve pre-slash if you’re so inclined, can totally be gen
Rating: PG
Word count: 337
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: God, how Danny wishes Steve would just talk to him, tell him what was wrong so they could get on with fixing it.

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (superpowers)

Gift of the Gab )
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Title: The Suit Makes the Woman
Author: MistressKat / [personal profile] kat_lair 
Fandom: The X-Files
Pairing: Mulder/Scully implied
Rating: PG
Word count: 404
Disclaimer: Not mine, only playing

Summary: “Now that’s what I call making an effort.”

Author notes: Written for randomly selected fandom and prompt (cross-dressing)

The Suit Makes the Woman )

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Sep. 8th, 2017 08:00 pm
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I came home and found out Don Williams died today. He was probably my father's favorite artist (tied with Charlie Pride), and hearing that made me start crying like I'm mourning my dad all over again. It seems ridiculous because it's been almost 17 years, but brains are dumb.

Anyway, here is my dad's favorite song: Amanda. And his favorite from Charlie Pride for good measure: thorns of life

Well...

Sep. 7th, 2017 07:19 pm
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Work turned from okay to FUCKING HECTIC in like two days. I was going to post a ficlet today but then I stumbled across this and now I'm too overcome by hilarity to do anything that advanced.


*falls off the sofa cackling*

(Remember that time I wrote a totally ridiculous ficlet about James Franco, Shia LaBeouf and metamodernism? Yeahhhhhhhhh...)

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